Evolution is Crap: Where is the Half Man, Half Monkey‪?‬

Being an intelligent, thinking person, I have never been able to accept the idea of evolution.
I have never been able to accept the stream of convenient excuses that science reaches for whenever any questions one of the tiny morsels of evidence that science has used to put together this little story.
Here is my brief assessment of why evolution is crap.
Join me and think about it.