Finding Floofy

When a man falls head over heels for a murderous fart, he has difficulty coping with her mysterious departure. Was it something he said? Something he did? Was his penis too small? None of it makes sense. "I will find you my darling Floofy, even if it's the last thing I do!" 


For mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 4,400 words in all.