Getting the Goods

The plan was simple.


Meet a hot guy, take him back to a hotel, get busy...


Steal the sperm.


I know, I know.


It sounds ridiculous, right? But I swear in the moment and after a lot of tequila shots of course, it sounded perfect.


Best laid plans...


Turns out, I'm a shitty thief. And if getting caught red-handed wasn't bad enough...


The owner of the sperm ends up being my new boss.