No! She's Not My Granddaughter‪!‬

A salty, sarcastic, belly-grabbing tale of what life has become for Ken Jahns, who, at forty-seven, became a first-time daddy. Far from a fluff piece professing his love for his daughter, the author takes us on the unpaved road that every parent must traverse. He takes us on the ups and downs and trials that go into raising a child at an advanced age. Utilizing patience and a humorous parenting style, he takes everything in stride even while chaos reigns all around him. While he loves his daughter with all his heart, she still drives him absolutely crazy. Life at fifty is hard enough; try living with a toddler.