Plants Are Such Sluts

Plants Are Such Sluts is an informational pamphlet urging Conservative Christian legislative changes proposed by SFEMS (Society for Forced Entomological Modesty and Shame) to curb the hedonism run amok in America's gardens, yards, and fields. For too long, flowers have been allowed to corrupt the youth and the easily-strayed with their blatant sexual displays of plant pollination. For more information on this issue, and to learn what you can do to MAMA (Make America Modest Again), please purchase this timely pamphlet. Buy extras to send to your local congressmen, mayor, and city council members. The time to enact change is now! Ban all blatant flower sex in America and MAMA!