The Bug Guy

I'm pushing thirty.
My career sucks.
My landlady is dead-set on being my own personal matchmaker, but she's gone too far! She's rented the other side of my duplex to a guy she claims is hot eye candy, and he has his own business!
Yep - he is 'The Bug Guy - Licensed to Kill.'
Suffice it to say, we did not get off on the right foot for a slew of reasons. But then - my 30th birthday bash happened and in a rare departure from my normal behavior, I totally lost all social inhibitions (with the help of tequila) and awoke to . . . total confusion! Did I mention I was totally naked and The Bug Guy's tee shirt was under my bed?
Just when I thought things couldn't get any weirder - well, I was proven oh-so-wrong!