Where Did All the Coffee Go‪?‬

An event that defied expectation, baffling scientists and bemusing the world’s brightest thinkers to this very day. It rocked the headlines. Newspapers ran out of roll. Twitter experienced so many trending articles it set a new world record. Google servers over-heated. iPhones were being furiously raped by the fingers of millions. Stock markets freaked out as people panic sold and bought anything and everything. Religious buildings the world over were overwhelmed. Supermarket staff were barricading themselves behind tins of baked beans. Everyone was asking;



Where did all the coffee go?



When something phantasmagorical happens to coffee and the world of science, Rob, Jill, Mark, Olivier and Suzi are faced with the unbelievable and ordinary aftermath. Their innocent fixes are unmet, and the realisation of a daily grind is unbearable without it.