Wrongly Writing

Follow a man barely deserving of the title as he flails through a turgid cesspit of human depravity, only to discover that he’s the one bunging up its U-bend. Wrongly Writing has even more psychiatrists, anaphylaxis and cringing social ineptitude than the first Wrong Book, and proves that while editors exist for a reason, the author clearly doesn’t.

Similar to The Bible, in that Jesus is mentioned over twenty times, and entirely dissimilar to Médard Alard's 1922 masterpiece, "Est-ce Que Quelqu'un a Vu Mes Clés de Voiture?", which sold over thirteen copies thanks to a national cheese shortage, Wrongly Writing explores the boundless absurdity arising from a social ineptitude so crippling that it can only be facade.

“These books are like a bad meal:
in poor taste and unfinished.”
- Oleg Vanastanovitski, Russian Mafia Hitman (unconvicted)

“The Wrong Books set the standard for having none.”
- Errica Brown-Bowen, Self-Opinionator

“Possibly the only books written
containing uncomfortable silences.”
- Messignton Blaese, Chief Architect, Baskin House Erect