Bite Me

Gina Capelli is approaching thirty and still a virgin, a problem she's dying to eliminate. The problem is, between the few extra pounds she carries and her shyness around guys, dating has been kind of an issue. Although her friends say she's totally cute.

Cute. Ugh. She hates being cute. She wants to be vampy, alluring, mysterious. Which is exactly what she's going to be at the convention. A huge fan of BITE ME, the nighttime drama about vampires, she's decided to treat herself to an early birthday present and attend the convention in Las Vegas. 

She wins a contest that gifts her with a ticket to the event premiering the upcoming season. The prize package includes a formal dress, makeover and hairstyle. With the new her all packaged up and ready to make her debut, she's bound and determined to get laid tonight. The first guy who approaches her is the one.

And wouldn't it be nice if that guy could be Deacon Black, the sexy star of Bite Me? Of course, master vampire is just the role he plays on television.

Or is it?