Dating Tips from a Woman's Point of View

If you are looking for how to get laid on the first date, that's easy: take her to a bar and get her drinking, but not to the point of throwing up. After she's pretty intoxicated, giggling at everything you say, try a few advances-touching her arm or shoulder-and see if she responds. Dance with her and do a little grinding, and see if she grinds back. If the answers to these are yes, then offer her, since she can't drive, to come back to your place.

Once she's at your place, continue with just a little more alcohol for the nerves. Don't mix alcohol. If she was doing shots at the bar, don't give her beer or wine coolers at your place, or she'll be spending the night with your toilet, not you.

Give her just a few more shots, and then do the final move with a kiss. The kiss will tell it all. If she pushes you away and doesn't take your advances, don't get discouraged-you still have a chance. Offer her to put a movie on and get a pillow and a blanket. If you have a pull-out couch, that's great, or it could be one big enough for you two to snuggle on. If not, let her lay back to watch the movie. Let her put her feet on your lap. I don't know many women who would turn down a foot massage. Massaging is a great way to lead to sex.

After both feet, work your way up to her calves. Hint: use lotion. It makes her feel more like it's a massage, not you just trying to grope her up. If when you get to her calves, and she's still allowing you to massage, continue on, and then get the thighs. I'm pretty sure you know where to go from there.