Don T's Inferno: A Not-so-Divine Comedy

Finally see Trump where he belongs—

IN HELL!

Laugh at Mr. UUfO (Utterly Unfit for Office) as he travels through all the circles of Satan's domain. Don T's Inferno situates the most appalling man to ever hold this formerly esteemed office in an environment much more suited to him. Read about all of the things he's best at—humility ("nobody of my status is humbler!"), sleighs-of-hand ("incredibly fast hands despite their enormous size"), and open-mindedness ("Can accept other, similar viewpoints") . . . The list goes on (and on and on)!