Don't Steal Elephants

Classic book for all readers


A hilarious, funny, wacky, outlandish novel full of laughs, fun and comedy.

with names you cant imagine.

that will keep you entertained from beginning to end.




Picture this an elephant, which has a world wide reputation, is found missing from a local zoo and nobody knows anything about it. Imagine the fantastic uproar caused in the state and throughout the world of what happen to the elephant. Where is it? Everyone is concerned and there is enormous pressure placed on all law enforcement agencies to quickly solve this case and to find the animal as soon as possible. Visualize the media having a field day over this event with closely reported follow-ups on the law enforcements progress and then having the President of United States offering help. Be amazed by the cleverness of two hobos accompanied by a little girl with a dog. Then laugh at the craziness of an old prospector that owns an overly rambunctious mountain lion, the antics of an over zealous sheriff and a court room presided over by an eccentric judge. All woven together in this must read hilarious novel.