Zombie Mama's Guide to Undead Etiquette

Why is there a need for a zombie etiquette guidebook? Because regardless of your living or undead state, manners matter. It is unfortunate, but zombies are much-maligned creatures and the more uncivilized zombies with bad manners tend to grab the attention and the living assume that all zombie hoards are full of undead creatures with no understanding of proper etiquette. Zombie Mama wants to encourage freshly-dead and not-so-fresh zombies alike to break out of the mold and show that zombies can be civilized, mannerly creatures with more substance than ravenous feedings.