Whenever My Dad’s New Girlfriend Gets Too Much Sun She Wants to Fuck Everything

Rocco Strangeways isn't trying to get into all the stuff he gets into. He's not trying to stuff this girl or that girl. Or let loose the stuff on this lady or that lady. He's just like you and me. Trying to get through life. Trying to be a good person. Trying not to stuff every hot babe he sees. But sometimes these things just happen. Like that mega-turd Dr. Phil says, "It is what it is." Rocco Strangeways is what he is. A stuffer.

And so, Rocco's father Phony was on the prowl for his next extra-marital relationship, and even though he promised himself he would take his time this time, and not just grab the first woman he saw, he did exactly that, this time a bona fide tart in 30-year-old Chelsea, who was closer to Rocco's age than his father's age, which almost inevitably led to Rocco's next erotic adventure, entitled Whenever My Dad's New Girlfriend Gets Too Much Sun She Wants To Fuck Everything.