Toshie the Hero and the Orbs of Destiny

Toshie’s dead—and that’s just the start of her troubles.

Toshie Ikanashi was a thirty-seven-year-old Japanese-American bank teller. Was. She died on the toilet. The sun wakes her up and asks her what job she wants. She accidentally ends up as the hero. Not a hero. The Hero.

Then she meets a Wizard who wants to take the title of Hero from her.

They’re sent to save the Dwarf Princess Tunasalad from a Dragon. But Tunasalad doesn’t want to be saved. She wants to live a peaceful life with her girlfriend—the Dragon. This causes a separation, and Toshie leaves Daedalus to ensure Tunasalad and her lover can live a peaceful life.

Were it only that easy.

As they travel by ship, they meet Brot, the first ever Goblin Priest—well, he will be once a few forms are stamped. Pirates attack the boat, and luckily Toshie and friends don’t end up with the pirates. Unluckily, they end up captured by Dark Elves.

Now the Dark Elf Queen has Toshie’s group under the thumb of her daughter, and they are forced to find the Orbs of Destiny, or die. Toshie’s only question is, whose Destiny do these Orbs belong to?