Your Missing Planet Is Being Processed

Ever wondered where all the missing socks go? According to the Department of Cosmic Misplacements, they're filed somewhere between lost moons, forgotten civilizations, and the occasional misplaced planet.

Arthur Pindle was having an ordinary week until he discovered Earth had been accidentally classified as a decorative item and scheduled for long-term storage in a cosmic warehouse. Now, with a giant collection ship descending from the heavens and an intergalactic bureaucracy determined to follow procedure no matter how catastrophic the consequences, Arthur finds himself promoted from insurance clerk to the most powerful administrator in the universe.

Alongside an anxiety-ridden alien clerk, an apologetic customer-service robot, and a stapler with alarming executive authority, Arthur must navigate forms, committees, filing errors, and enough paperwork to threaten reality itself.

✔ A hilarious cosmic adventure packed with escalating absurdity
✔ Bureaucratic satire on a galactic scale
✔ Lovably incompetent officials and unforgettable running gags
✔ Perfect for readers who enjoy clever, witty science-fiction comedy

If you've ever been trapped on hold, lost important paperwork, or suspected that the universe is being run by people who have absolutely no idea what they're doing, this book may feel uncomfortably familiar.

Scroll up and grab your copy today. Before someone accidentally files your planet under office supplies. 😄