Jade's Clients

A quiet private investigator and his larger-than-life secretary become involved in major crime in Victoria, British Columbia. Iverson is not exactly a badass and CC is not exactly elfin. He is into noir and she into weight loss, and both these interests help run down the bad guys, who are into coke and fast cars and colorful language and violence. The old English lady and her fat pig get in the way. 70,000 words.