The Actual Real Reality of Jennifer James
A Reality TV Novel
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4.7 • 10 Ratings
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- $3.99
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Publisher Description
This is the diary of Jennifer James.
It contains:
One Heroine: Jennifer James, burdened by brains, struggling to release her Inner Babe
One High School: London Road Comprehensive, a no-hope English school in a no-hope English town
One Prize: A scholarship to the elite St. Willibald's College [Jennifer's idea of Paradise] offered to the winner of a tacky reality TV show, Down The Bog
and . . .
A Thousand Complications: Like Jocasta, the crazy feminist mother; Tallulah, the blond rival from hell; Marcus, the guy with green eyes; and above all, the actual real reality that Jennifer's chances of winning are less than Mega-Zero. . . .
PUBLISHERS WEEKLY
First-time author Shields sets her energetic, hilarious spoof of reality TV in a public British school, and introduces narrator Jennifer James, the "most unpopular person in her class." A TV crew and group of celebrities cause quite a stir in Jennifer's community, when they descend upon London Road Comprehensive to document the goings-on of the school's faculty and students. To add to the fun, the producers are running a Survivor-type competition that will result in fabulous prizes for some, and humiliating elimination for others and in the process they will raise funds for a charity that helps terminally ill children. Much to her shock, Jennifer's peers elect her to be one of 12 contestants, eligible to win a full scholarship to a prestigious boarding school ("one with a proper uniform and 'Houses' named after obscure dead people"). The only trick will be to gain enough votes to keep in the running. Quickly winning the status of token nerd and underdog, Jennifer endears herself to the public, and her hopes begin to soar until she grows suspicious that the contest is fixed and worse. Jennifer's quick-witted, lively narrative gives a blow-by-blow account of celebrities teaching classes, teachers dolling themselves up for the camera, protesters chaining themselves to trees, and students one-upping each other to win votes. Whether readers love or despise reality shows, all will alternately laugh and cheer Jennifer on as she learns some lessons about fame. Ages 12-up.
Customer Reviews
Loved it!
I remember reading this sometime around when it was first published - I’d picked it up by chance in a small bookstore. It was around tenth grade for me, and I immediately fell in love with it. The main character is extremely relatable - stuck between popular and unpopular, social but still feels like she’s on the outside sometimes, etc. A basic, average girl. The story is told from her perspective (written in a journal) and follows her journey of ups and downs while trying to survive a crazy television reality show which has decided to film at her school. It might sound a bit outlandish, but it’s extremely funny and still relatable to younger teens. I’d definitely recommend it! It’s been a few years now, but I read and re-read it so many times, I could probably quote it front to back.