How to Keep Him on a Short Leash
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1.9 • 8 Ratings
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- $6.99
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- $6.99
Publisher Description
An elegantly cheeky guide to keeping your man well-behaved—whether or not he wants to be. Published in tandem with the man’s guide How to Stay Out of the Doghouse, How to Keep Him on a Short Leash is perfect for Mother’s Day . . . or as gift for a new bride.
What are the time-tested secrets to keeping him happy, loyal, and right where you want him?
Tongue-in-Cheek Humor: A hilarious collection of fifty witty lessons comparing men to pets that need a firm but loving hand.Satirical Relationship Advice: Learn how to “mark your territory” with argyle sweaters and why a joint credit card is the ultimate tracking device.Man-Training 101: Master the arts of the 5 Percent Pullback, the strategic use of tears, and Pavlovian rewards for good behavior.The Perfect Bridal Shower Gift: The ultimate gag gift for bachelorettes, new brides, or any woman who knows that unconditional love comes with lots of conditions.
Customer Reviews
How to keep him on a short leash
And women wonder why men refuse to get married. If a woman ever tried this crap on me I would probably choke her out and then kick her to the curb.
Incredibly sexist
Possibly the most offensive book I've ever read
Sexist and Offensive
Any book that has as it's premise that a group if people who share nothing more than an inalterable genetic characteristic are stupid just like dogs would be considered unacceptably offensive if it were about any group other than men. This book should be considered no more acceptable than it had been about how train your woman.