I Saw, I Conquered, I Came

Don't get mad. Get laid. And ice-cream...

What are you supposed to do after you discover your boyfriend is cheating on you with the leggy blonde from accounting? Besides kick his sorry ass to the curb? Well, I don't know about you, but I went out with an urge to splurge. And by splurge I mean on the good ice-cream, not the cheap crap my ex used to buy. But it's surprising what else you can pick up at your local deli, especially when he's not even on your shopping list.

In this series:
No Rest For The WickedI Saw, I Conquered, I CamePushing RopeDirty LaundrySanta Claus Is ComingCarved In StoneBattery Operated BoyfriendTying The KnotQuirky: The Complete Q Collection