Yule Stocking of Occult Stalkers: Revenge of the Esoteric Comedy Show

In this novelette length (15k) book, long time blogger and Cult Watchdog Morgan Drake Eckstein discusses the numerous legal threats that he has received as a writer, including a promise by his youngest sister to get him charged with Gross Negligence for not reporting the child abuse that he had experienced as a kid. Mad Uncle Morgan has failed your favorite Purity Test, proving that he was never part of your esoteric tradition; now, if you could only find a lawyer on the cheap who agreed with you that Morgan can be burned alive.

Table of Contents
Part One: Some important context
Living life in an esoteric fishbowl
Born a Cult Watchdog
Why Morgana Draconis was born
Enter Morgana Draconis
If Mister Free Land Shark . . .
Tales from the Witchy Underground (1984-1996)
My first stalker—dear ol’ Mom
Part Two: Esoteric Comedy Show
Three Witches on a Hill
The state of Denver witchcraft 1996
Historical Warning—Maggie was a real bitch of a witch
Alia Denny and Gypsy—Mother of Witches
The Framing Statement that no witch should be using
The problems with Bait and Switch
Every Secret Society nightmare
The Wet Dream of every Apex Monopoly seeker
Defcon Red-One: Vengeance weapons of the Tyrant Morgan Drake
Emotional and business damage I owe Sis
Part Three: Arming the nuclear weapon
That damn blog
Community service or supervillain liar?
Estimate of how much money I cost my family
Did Morgan really create dubious erotica?
My other stalkers
Did my critics really say such nonsense?
Why do I admit the child abuse?
Is Denver Wicca dying to censorship?
Supreme Court, here we come
Fishbowl number thirteen
Pet peeve number one—Lack of accountability
Pet peeve number two—Esoteric anti-science
Pet peeve three: Can’t be more successful than Fearless Leader
Pet peeve four: Must believe same politics as guru
Pet peeve five: Only One Tradition is legitimate—all others are corrupt
Future plans for everyone’s favorite Mad Uncle