Abe (Unabridged‪)‬

Just like Abe Lincoln, I got shot. You’ve got to be kidding me. 

If we’re going to stay safe, we need to grow the MC. And I’ve found a good guy to join up. 

Except his sister hates me. Too bad, because she’s a beauty. Those curves and long legs. 

I’ll convince her to be mine and let her brother join the MC. I’m honest, after all.