Adopt a Vampire (Unabridged‪)‬

Newly turned vampire Jesse Hunt has been spotted by two werewolves! Should he:
RunFightAsk for noms

Barrett Walker, alpha of the local pack, has two options upon meeting the starving but sweet Jesse! Should he:
Hand him over to the local vampire clanAdopt him

Barrett's in favor of adoption, but can adoption include smexy bite bite times too?

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