Faded Love (Unabridged) [Unabridged Fiction‪]‬

Love doesn't come easy. Duped by Drover, mocked by Pete the Barncat, and busted yet again by Sally May, the Head of Ranch Security decides it's time for a break from the grueling daily grind. Heading into the wild outback, Hank goes in search of his true love, the charming Miss Beulah. Finding her is easy, but luring her away from Plato, the annoying spotted bird dog, is not. Hank is sure he can win Beulah's heart with the help of a powerful aphrodisiac. But other forces are conspiring against him, and getting the girl turns out to be more difficult than Hank imagined.

Hank and the coyote brothers belt out a raucous polka number called "Rotten Meat", and believe it or not, Hank sings a tender love song called "Beulah's Song".