Foo Foo Rider (Unabridged‪)‬

My autobiography...

If you ever wondered what crazy things other people get up to, here's a good place to start your research.

Featuring:

Why you should never ask me to play the drums.

Half way around the world on a 250cc Jawa.

Across the Sahara and through darkest Africa with two friends on their honeymoon—in a nine-year-old Morris Isis with four inches of ground clearance, running on bald tires picked from trash dumps around London. (They don't write adventures like that any more!)

How to "ride" your motorcycle up Mt. Kilimanjaro.

How to escape being hacked to death by a panga gang wearing only your underpants.