Girth (Unabridged‪)‬

Size matters. Or at least it does to Ed, nitpicking quantity surveyor and captain of his local pub football team who has faked a business trip abroad to get some cheap plastic surgery.  

Ed intends to be even more of a man upon his return. But has he managed to keep this as secret as he thinks? Will this really be such a wonderful surprise for Fiona on their wedding night? And just who is this operation for anyway? 

Alex Henderson's outrageous comedy debut shows what it means to be a man with a small problem that just got bigger. 

Much bigger!