Hallowed Turf

This is an Apple Books audiobook narrated by a digital voice based on a human narrator.

The story of a hapless soccer referee: Gerard loves football but sadly has none of the necessary ball control skills needed to be selected for school or six-a-side teams. The solution - train to become a referee. Unfortunately there's one more obstacle to overcome...his surname. As he gets to officiate at bigger matches the volume of voices  in the crowds singing grows. "Here comes Pratt, the t**t in black!"