Never Have Your Dog Stuffed: And Other Things I've Learned (Abridged‪)‬

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Publisher Description

He’s one of America’s most recognizable and acclaimed actors–a star on Broadway, an Oscar nominee for The Aviator, and the only person to ever win Emmys for acting, writing, and directing, during his eleven years on M*A*S*H. Now Alan Alda has written a memoir as elegant, funny, and affecting as his greatest performances.

“My mother didn’t try to stab my father until I was six,” begins Alda’s irresistible story. The son of a popular actor and a loving but mentally ill mother, he spent his early childhood backstage in the erotic and comic world of burlesque and went on, after early struggles, to achieve extraordinary success in his profession.

Yet Never Have Your Dog Stuffed is not a memoir of show-business ups and downs. It is a moving and funny story of a boy growing into a man who then realizes he has only just begun to grow.

It is the story of turning points in Alda’s life, events that would make him what he is–if only he could survive them.

From the moment as a boy when his dead dog is returned from the taxidermist’s shop with a hideous expression on his face, and he learns that death can’t be undone, to the decades-long effort to find compassion for the mother he lived with but never knew, to his acceptance of his father, both personally and professionally, Alda learns the hard way that change, uncertainty, and transformation are what life is made of, and true happiness is found in embracing them.

Never Have Your Dog Stuffed, filled with curiosity about nature, good humor, and honesty, is the crowning achievement of an actor, author, and director, but surprisingly, it is the story of a life more filled with turbulence and laughter than any Alda has ever played on the stage or screen.

Biographies & Memoirs
Alan Alda
hr min
September 13
Random House Audio

Customer Reviews

Trevor Somers ,

Alan Alda's Never Have Your Dog Stuffed - a review.

I generally liked this book. It was the first audio book I ever bought. I am a fan of Alan's, I liked the way how Alan described his realtionship between his mother and him and his father and him in the book. I also liked the stories on how he cheated death three times on stage. I wish there was a memori book about M*A*S*H* from Alan and/or the whole remaining cast remembering their life, times and stories on the set and or stroies of how some of the episodes came to be like, "Point Of Veiw" and "Life Time" the writting/directing process and the making of. THAT - I wish the audio book had more of. Good book Mr. Alda! I enjoyed it very much! :-)

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