This Shit Only Happens to Me (Unabridged‪)‬

It’s all fun and games...until somebody goes to jail. Grab some herbal tea. You’ll need it. 

Here are 10 wild true tales, including:


"Short and Unsweet"
"Kissing Cousins"
"Tag, You It!"
"It Was 100 Degrees That Day!"


The stories cover scenarios such as these: 


When I met my best friend, he was on trial. I was on the jury. 
One night my homegirl bailed on me. She went clubbing. I went to jail.
The reason I escaped being arrested at work.
Which relative I accidentally dated.
What's with my college roommate and rubbing alcohol?


I can’t make this stuff up.