Wally or Won't She‪?‬

This is an Apple Books audiobook narrated by a digital voice based on a human narrator.

The romcom for anyone who's ever faceplanted into love—and endured scattered forks along the way.

Meet Wally Katchoo, a socially anxious disaster whose idea of flirting involves saying the wrong thing at the right time.

Torn between a too-perfect coworker who's way out of his league and a "safe" crush who thinks he's hopeless, Wally stumbles through workplace chaos, survives awkward dates, lives a judgmental dog, and tolerates his mom-from-hell's relentless matchmaking. With dry wit, cringe-worthy mishaps, and an unexpected dose of heart, this laugh-out-loud tale follows one man's quest to stop sabotaging himself… and maybe, just maybe, get the girl. But probably not.