5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides) 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides)
The Oatmeal

5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides‪)‬

    • 4.1 • 34 Ratings
    • $11.99
    • $11.99

Publisher Description

In Matthew Inman's New York Times best selling 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides), samurai sword-wielding kittens and hamsters that love .50-caliber machine guns commingle with a cracked out Tyrannosaur that is extremely hard to potty train. Bacon is better than true love and you may awake in the middle of the night to find your nephew nibbling on your toes.

Sixtry of Inman's comic illustrations and life-bending guides are presented in full-color inside 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides). Consider such handy advice as: 4 Reasons to Carry a Shovel at All Times, 6 Types of Crappy Hugs, 8 Ways to Tell if Your Loved One Plans to Eat You, 17 Things Worth Knowing About Your Cat, and 20 Things Worth Knowing About Beer.

GENRE
Humour
RELEASED
2011
March 1
LANGUAGE
EN
English
LENGTH
160
Pages
PUBLISHER
Andrews McMeel Publishing
SELLER
Andrews McMeel Publishing
SIZE
40.7
MB

Customer Reviews

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SpecialKen ,

Hilarious, smart satire

You'll grin, burst with laughter, and even learn from this book of comics from the oatmeal.

The oatmeal doesn't choose between the asinine and intelligent, instead delivers both in the same frame, with precise wit. Some content is aimed at readers with some technical knowledge, but it can be enjoyed by all. I'd recommend for ages teen and up for some of the written comment content.

A great read that will have you coming back.

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