A Man and His Lawn

Bill Baxter is a referee and a man of simple tastes; he likes sports, sweet tea, and a well-manicured lawn. So what if he’s more than a little gullible and his friends aren’t exactly ambitious? He’s got a fun job, an awesome mower, and a wife that…well, tolerates him. But when a smooth-talking conman makes off with his life savings, his tidy little world starts crumbling around him. His football-obsessed neighbors are trying to kill each other, his sister refuses to move her dead husband out of her living room, and his lazy unfaithful wife (who he can’t help but adore) wants to fleece him in a divorce settlement.
Is there hope for poor Bill, or is bad luck all he has to look forward to?