Alien Hermit's Bride

I was supposed to be the pampered concubine of an alien prince, but somehow I ended up on a remote planet, married to a grouchy alien prospector.

You know what's worse than being stolen from Earth, sold to an alien pimp, and turned into the perfect concubine for a rich alien prince?

Taking a wrong turn in a spaceport and ending up on a remote colony planet and accidentally marrying a grouchy, mud-covered hermit who wanted a brawny wife to help with chores.

So of course that's what happens to me. And the worst part? This colony doesn't allow divorce for 3 full months after marriage.

I'm stuck here, living in a shack, on a mountain, with a husband I can't stand.

Or at least I tell myself I can't stand him.