My husband Jason is on the prowl again tonight, looking for the perfect cuckcake to bring back and claim in front of me. I lay in wait at home and I'm excited when I hear him return with a younger woman in tow. She's hot, feisty and—most importantly—naked, lying right beside me while Jason tells me just what he's about to do. I've got the best view in town and I can't wait to clean up after them! Enjoy yourself, honey.