Awful Wedded Husbands

She married the most handsome man she'd ever seen. Pity he came with spreadsheets, sulks and a four-inch bathwater limit.

Nineteen and full of romantic illusions, Lexi thought she'd hit the jackpot when she said 'I do' to Gary Blewitt—tall, dark and dismally dull. Two years later, trapped in a 1970s suburban prison of beige carpets and emotional blackmail, she's had enough.

But how do you escape a husband who tracks every penny, disapproves of nighties and sulks if you talk to the postman?

With the help of her glamorous best friend, a mysterious neighbour and an unexpected (and unhinged) ally, Lexi must find the courage to rewrite her story before she disappears completely.

A hilarious, heartfelt romcom novella about breaking free, finding yourself and saying goodbye to bland men forever.