B******g Bizarro

"Literature is just porn without the honesty" –Charles Buttkowski

From the demented minds of Bizarro authors Danger Slater and Brian Asman comes B******g Bizarro, an anthology of weird literary parodies. You've never seen the classics quite like this!

We've taken that old, musty canon and dressed it up in lace, leather, and lipstick. Wowza! In B******g Bizarro, a glory hole attendant seeks to give his wife the family she deserves, a time-traveling professor gives blind poet John Donne a hand, a slick serial killer gets the tables turned on that ass, a P.I. delves into the mysterious goings-on at a whorehouse, the forgotten erotic ouevre of Alfred Horsecock is explored, a trip to Mars puts a cloned super-soldier in a seminally sticky situation, and how did they film the infamous orgy scene in that Stephan Kink clown movie, anyway?