Bad Dates & Other Disasters (Volume 1‪)‬

Jerks, mamas boys, cheaters, liars, actors, cheapskates—I’ve dated them all.


After going on yet another horrible date I’ve decided to throw in the towel and take myself out of the game.


There’s just one problem: my friends think I’m nuts. At 33 they feel I’m too old to take a break from finding Mr. Right, but after dating way too many jerks...I need a break!


Think I’m being dramatic? Kick your feet up and get comfy because I’m about to name names. And let me warn you, it won’t be pretty.


Ladies, if you happen to meet any of these guys at the park or a club or at happy hour with your girls—run!


Don’t say I didn’t warn you. 


xo,


Safiya, former President and CEO of the Stupid Girl’s Broken Hearts Club