Brochet

Killer Crochet Has Never Been Cuter

Assemble your skeins and polish your hooks: The crochet war has begun. From the creator behind viral crochet sensation Brochet, Steven Borzachillo presents an all-inclusive guide to plush weapons, armor, and ami-GORE-rumi. Perfect for beginner crocheters, crafters who need a laugh, con attendees who need an epic prop, and everyone in between, grab a hook and get ready to craft 30 bold projects including:

Sure-U-Can Ninja Star
Yarn-ssassin’s Dagger
Wizard’s Staff
Medieval Flail
Alien Blaster
Feeling Wiley TNT
Guillo-ton of Fun
Brainy Bro

Because really, who doesn’t need a giant crocheted cannon to face off with a fuzzy foe? Or a cute, cuddly pile of said foe’s entrails? (Side note: Crochet guts make great winter scarves!)

With accessible instructions and patterns, anyone can craft their very own plush armory. But fair warning! Be careful who you test these on, or you might just find yourself running away from a red yarn–covered crime scene screaming, “It works!”