CottageEscape.zyx

First there was the pandemic, and people rushed to the north to spread the virus like rats leaving a plague ship.

Then there were the rentals, because other people, eager to capitalize on the pandemic, rushed to develop every last bit of shoreline and turn it into five-star accommodations for the rats.

Then, well, all hell broke loose.


A perfect (pre-)summer read that will make you laugh and think at the same time.

See the prequel, TurboJetslams: Proof #29 of the Non-Existence of God.

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“A hilarious take, based in reality. You know Jass has lived this life. It is way too familiar. I laugh ... as much as I cry ...” Jennifer Jilks, mymuskoka.blogspot.com

"[This is what happens when city dwellers invade northern Ontario] bringing with them their entitlement, their environmental obliviousness, and their absolute certainty that nature exists to serve them." Jenny J. Conwell (or a scammer with AI assistance)

“The way your story escalates from darkly comic observation into something far more unsettling and thought provoking is both clever and effective. It takes confidence and skill to make a reader laugh while also asking them to sit with serious questions, and you manage that balance beautifully.” L. O. (or an AI program)