Ctrl + Alt + Pretend

Ever dreamed of attending meetings in pajamas, mastering the art of nodding seriously while binge-watching reality TV, and crafting the perfect email that screams "I’m super busy!" while you’re really just scrolling through memes?

In Ctrl + Alt + Pretend, Genevieve EverGreen gives you the ultimate guide to mastering the delicate art of looking outrageously productive while accomplishing absolutely nothing. Packed with hilarious tips, tried-and-true tricks, and relatable scenarios that will have you laughing out loud, this book is your ticket to the zen of professional procrastination.

Perfect for anyone tired of pretending to look busy—now you can pretend even harder, smarter, and with enough convincing gusto to win Employee of the Month... from your couch!

Warning: Reading this may cause uncontrollable giggles, coffee snorts, and an alarming sense of professional superiority. Pajamas highly recommended.