Dressed to the 9's

Some days are just not worth getting out of bed.

For Loki, Norse god of Mischief, today happens to be one of those days. He woke up as a woman. Not surprising. It happens sometimes.
But why today?
Top it off with Jason bringing bad news. Now Loki wishes he'd never woken up from his dreamless sleep.
Some days are like that. Might as well get dressed to the nines and conquer the world.
Will looking fashionable solve Jason's newest problems, or will it just make things worse as Midgard sees a new side of Loki?