Eating Breitbart

Since professional conservative muckraker Andrew Breitbart died in March 2012, there has been a growing number of con artists and former associates who, in order to keep making money off the Breitbart name, have attempted to canonize the man as a saint of the conservative movement. This book tells you of the people, their scams, and how they try to separate stupid people from their money.

Oh yes. There's plenty of sex involved here.

A convicted debit card felon rises from the prison cell to the heights of the Young GOP establishment with no visible means of support. Did a famous closeted gay super sugar daddy help this skeezy ex-con develop an air of respectability and assist in the creation of a fraudulent non-profit designed to separate fellow conservatives from their credit card numbers?

When noted blogger Michelle Malkin, a board member of the fraudulent non-profit, brought in an arch-conservative, Christofascist law firm to defend the skeezy ex-con, was she aware that one of the firm's top lawyers, married with 8 kids, also had a thing for young male hookers?

When a long-time scammer had his "Road to Damascus" moment upon meeting the great Muckraker, did he let his change from "liberal" to "conservative" interfere with his penchant for separating the stupid from their money?

And what of the other blowflies lazily buzzing around the decomposing corpse of the once-great Andrew Breitbart? Is there anything left from which they can feed? Or is the whole rotting carcass about to collapse on them?