Get Over It

Click-clack, click-clack, click-clack.
The steep climb. The tension building. The anticipation of the drop.
A flicker of regret hits…then you fall.
Your stomach launches into your throat and suddenly, nothing else matters but the ride.
Of course, I'm not describing a rollercoaster. (Actually, I kind of am.)
You're about to white-knuckle your way through the ultimate guide (Should I have said ride? Rhyming ftw) for all things man.
Somewhere along the way, we derailed. Badly. We've managed to take something that used to build empires and somehow turn it into, well, whatever this is. (An embarrassing, unacceptable, and pussified version of manhood.)
If we don't get back on track soon, there's no fixing it.
This book is your wake-up call.
No waiting in line. No safety bar. No excuses.
Your ticket's punched.
So go ahead, throw your hands up…
…and enjoy the ride. (Try not to cry on the way down!)