How to Piss Off a Crappy Roommate: From A to Z

If you are one of the unfortunate people to ever be burdened with a crappy roommate but didn't know what to do with him or her then this book is for you. I have taken the time to showcase 26 different method that I personally used to combat a crappy roommate that I had. This book was written using the A to Z format, so every chapter, which corresponds to a unique method that was used to fight off an evil roommate, also corresponds to a different letter of the alphabet. In this book you will be exposed to fights, hookers, queers, alarms, booze, confetti, dumps, message boards, lame jobs, ketchup, ice s***s, yarn, trash heaps, meat, pubic hair, the ocean, loud music, a framing, glue, hollerin', and a whole slew of other shenanigans. You cannot go wrong with this book. If you have a crappy roommate and don't know what to do with him or here this this is the book for you.