How to Win Every Argument by Being Completely Wrong

How to Win Every Argument by Being Completely Wrong is the ultimate guide to confidently losing your grip on logic—while still coming out on top. In this wickedly funny satire, you'll master the fine art of flawed reasoning, from attacking straw men and moving goalposts to yelling your opinions loud enough to count as evidence.

Packed with mock tutorials, absurd examples, and 40 hilariously illogical sayings, this book is a celebration of the kind of arguments that dominate social media, family dinners, and office meetings everywhere.

Whether you're a recovering debater, a philosophy nerd with a sense of humor, or just someone who enjoys watching the world reason in reverse, this book will teach you everything you need to win debates—without ever being right.

Warning: Contains dangerously fallacious advice. Not recommended for actual logic competitions, courtroom trials, or conversations with your therapist.