Ironclad Contract

All his life, Jack Fleming has been low man on the totem pole. The ultimate geek, Jack has never fit in. He's been bullied all his life. Girls go out of their way to avoid him.

Now, in his freshman year of college, Jack has had enough. With the help of a book of dark spells, Jack summons a demon from the bowels of Hell to do his bidding.
The demon tells Jack it can grant him his wildest dreams. Money. Fame. Power. Women. All for the teeny, tiny payment of one soul.

Jack is no fool. He negotiates an "Ironclad Contract". Even has it vetted by the ghost of Honest Abe himself. But Jack is about to learn a hard, hot, lesson - no matter what, the Devil always gets his due.