Kingdom of Erotica

The King:  Pierce has heard about the Whirlpool, and it is rumored to be owned by a king and his princes who have come from a very exotic land.  Pierce cannot resist the temptation to see what all the hype is about, having heard the most elaborate details about the Whirlpool from his friends.  Knowing how his buddies like to exaggerate, especially when they speak about their sexual escapades, Pierce doubts that everything they have told him about the Whirlpool is true.  However, if even a few of the many elaborate details that he has heard about the Whirlpool are true, Pierce knows that his time will be well spent by visiting the Whirlpool for at least one night.
All The King's Men:  Pierce cannot wait to return to the Whirlpool tonight.  He studies the card that the man had given him the night before, and he tries to think of a friend he can bring with him tonight.  Then he thinks of Aidan.  Aidan cannot believe that anyone can get laid as easily as Pierce had the previous night, and he is awestruck by the personal invitation on the card which Pierce proudly displays for him.  Tonight is Aidan's virgin visit to the Whirlpool, just as last night had been Pierce's virgin visit.