Lucy

Nobody knew exactly whether cats actually had their revenge when they were threatened with a kitchen towel but Joseph must have done. Because every time he was shooed off the table he started pooting under the table. And when they say that cats don’t poot then don’t believe a word they say! They do poot, sometimes even out loud. Anyway, Joseph was one of the best pooters among all the cats in the world.
“My god, I can’t take it anymore,” Mum gasped. “It’s a total nightmare!”
Dad grabbed Joseph and threw him into the hall. Now Joseph’s feelings were hurt exactly until lunch time...