"I'm building myself up nicely at the moment. I can tell you now I need some action. I'm right dripping at the gusset just watching the two of them. They're both stripped down to their waists, glistening with sweat in the back garden. I bet they're almost as wet as my lady garden; and that's an herbaceous border that needs seeing to front and back, I can tell you."
You could never describe Madge as being backwards in coming forwards, and when she's had enough of just watching her sweaty, muscular young gardeners in action, she decides to take things into her own hands - quite literally.
There are after all other bushes that need attention.
After all, you’re never too old...
This naughty ménage is not for the faint hearted and includes a sexy smattering of bisexual action.