My Rough Submission

A man needs more relief than his own hand...

Alone with myself and my hand for two weeks, something needed to be done. After some drinks at the local dive bar, I drove over to the Adult Store. With the film started, I waited for my relief.

Suddenly, two very strong hands took hold of my shoulders and using a considerable amount of force, pushed me towards the floor. A dark headed stranger cut off my last words as my head slammed into the wall of the booth.

“Don’t get pissy with me. I know why you're here and you’re gonna get what you were looking for. I hate it when bit*hes like you try to play coy.”